Unfortunately sodomy is still considered a crime in Malaysia - even though corrupted prime minister, deputy prime minister, prime minister's wife who bombed the woman having an affair with her husband are all as innocent as the virgin Mary.
But people who may have been sodomized, with or without consent, fear not. The DPM will help you no matter what. His service is 24/7 and he'll even go up against his biggest political rival.
Roughly translate to:
Have you been fucked up the ass?
I am here to help
Defender for sodomy victims
Datuk Seri (some stupid social status pre-fixes for Malaysian) Najib Tun Razak
Contact the office of the Deputy Prime Minister
24 hours a day 7 days a week
Closed on public holiday
Thanks to Rashid, who commented on And the winner is………..
I can't stop laughing.