Wednesday, December 14, 2005

My graduation (again)

(Dial-up is taking forever to upload a pic)

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Why is Beckham smiling?

Because it has been recently revealed that Real Madrid and England football star David Beckham earns up to $82,730.21 (47,500 UK pounds) per day! R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S.

The money comes from his wages from Real Madrid and numerous sponsorship deals, when the sums are done the Beckham comes out with around $1,741,706.31 (1 million UK pounds) every three weeks. It really doesn't seem fair does it? The footballer's financial status has been revealed by the accountants for his company, Footworks Productions. David is the sole shareholder in the million pound firm, his wife Victoria is listed as secretary and her father Tony Adams is one of two directors.

The accountant's report quite rightly states: "We are very pleased with the result for the year." Beckham is reportedly seeking a new contract at Real Madrid worth around $69,674,450.33 (40 million UK pounds).

He currently endorses products for Adidas, Pepsi, Gillette, Vodafone, Police sunglasses and of course Brand Beckham.


Monday, December 05, 2005

Sale Bargain!

Lovely suitable size underwears for big-assed fellas.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Thursday, December 01, 2005


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".

It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),
a passive verb (Aiden really doesn't give a fuck),
an adverb (Chris is fucking interested in John),
or as a noun (Jared is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."


Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off.

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn

"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy


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