tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77778092024-03-14T17:48:59.760+11:00MIMOAlfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.comBlogger663125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-57661947908405290592010-02-17T16:05:00.001+11:002010-02-17T16:05:29.381+11:00Perfect Relationship<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Perfect Relationship between Malaysia & Singapore - what deems to be shit for Malaysian Government, i.e. genius talents of Malaysia, are all passed down south (mind the pun) to Singapore. If you call SG a shit hole of Malaysia it definitely is a compliment. And those talented shit are now part of the growing force of Singapore.<br /><br />When countries like Singapore and Australia filter and acquire the best talents from Malaysia, Malaysia attract best low-class workers from Indonesia, Nepal, Bangladesh and whatnot. And of course the local Malays are still poor as shit because the government just keeps telling them "You're Bumiputera, you're the master of the land" - that's all they have really. Bumiputera-ship, a sinking ship.</span>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-81865436500602800592010-01-30T10:56:00.002+11:002010-01-30T11:00:19.694+11:00Really?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/S2N1yjVbeBI/AAAAAAAADk4/f9-R1sU-Fu4/s1600-h/BODY-BUILDER-TAN.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 391px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/S2N1yjVbeBI/AAAAAAAADk4/f9-R1sU-Fu4/s400/BODY-BUILDER-TAN.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432315086877980690" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">OMG... this tanning business is really getting out of control. Now the question is.... Now that we've done the front, how about the crack behind?</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-40640778254604407342010-01-25T17:45:00.002+11:002010-01-25T17:50:39.025+11:00Handling LoveI actually have Ee Lin to thank for. If it wasn't for her wedding and I having to MC, I would not have been that motivated, in the midst of the monsoon, to flatten the love handles.<div><br /></div><div>I know I was getting a little bit flabby by November last year. It was raining nonstop and I just wasn't motivated enough. Now that the train has started, I am more determined to look good in front of my secondary-school friends. LOL. Vanity is one of my many middle names (amongst them, fabulous).</div><div><br /></div><div>How to wear confidence confidently on my sleeves? Work hard... that's the only answer to everything.</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-41852179583446246052010-01-25T15:51:00.002+11:002010-01-25T16:14:02.479+11:00SensitivityI wish Sheldon had just invented or come up with the <i>coefficient of sensitivity of human's emotional perception</i>. <div><br /></div><div>Just had an argument with a friend, and of course I was being called too sensitive. I don't think there's anything wrong with being sensitive. In today's world, everyone needs to be empathetic - to family, friends, strangers and the environment.</div><div><br /></div><div>What started of the argument was a discussion of calling someone a man. What is a man and what is not? I find it sad that we would call someone less of a man if he doesn't do something that you may see REAL MEN do. There comes my next pet hate, REAL MEN? Who are the real men? Arnold who has saggy boobs now? Osama who killed thousands? RuPaul - a drag queen? Does it mean when you are all muscled then you are more of a man than someone skinny, like Ghandi? Is there a definition somewhere? I doubt so. You know why - because it's all human nature.</div><div><br /></div><div>Like killing, raping and all we classify as crime - they are all human nature. For that matter, all <i>living </i>creatures. We just have to accept that human are capable of all range of actions. There's nothing less or more human. Yes we can condemn and punish through arguments and voting, but is that very humanly also? Gathering power from majority and prosecute the minority?</div><div><br /></div><div>The same argument goes to calling someone a real woman. Often you see large-sized women calling themselves the real women, when combating image problem against the stick-like women on the runway. Who are the real women? All of them are real. What is not real is in our mind - the fact that we are only accepting a certain criteria to be superior to others.</div><div><br /></div><div>Perhaps there's no point of this post - because according to my argument, all are human nature hence therefore it's alright to be discriminating. Perhaps that is true, but fight for survival is even more all-encompassing than discrimination. Therefore for insensitive folks, if you want to sink to the <a href="http://www.malaysia-today.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=29800:the-malaysian-malay&catid=20:no-holds-barred&Itemid=100087">UMNO level</a>, then by all means....</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-46167802059012307342010-01-03T00:07:00.001+11:002010-01-03T00:09:50.539+11:00WWYDIf you were a flight attendant and a passenger, who had been waiting for you to come serve him/her, asked you, what took you so long? And you said, why are you so impatient?Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-1122241197236514082009-12-25T15:29:00.003+11:002009-12-26T18:11:00.101+11:00Sometimes you just need to get away with the girlsIt was such a nice holiday - full of shopping, food and laughs. What more could I have asked for. It was nice to laugh with the girls again.<br /><br />I am so reminded of <i>Sex and the City</i>. Our catching up felt very much like the upcoming movie. Good moments are to be treasured and time passes real quick when there're good moments.<br /><br />Funny Moments:<div>1. Edmund's nose bled when Jay Chow appeared on stage at Pavilion. Just like an automatic reaction, almost.</div><div>2. Jokes/riddles about Zebra with Angelene and Moon</div><div>3. G-Spot exploration with Travis, Sherly, Angelene and Moon. I hope he finds it eventually. </div><div>4. Well of course, I hope the couple in question sneezed a number of times...coz we did talk about them a number of times. </div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-52687720221359518482009-12-19T12:49:00.001+11:002009-12-19T12:51:36.096+11:00WWAD<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"We do no market research. We just want to make great products." - Steve Jobs, CEO & Co-founder, APPLE.<br /><br />No wonder there are so many versions of iPods and it took them several versions of iPhone to have the MMS function and still, a crappy camera!<br /><br />Yay no market research.</span></span></span></span>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-6381751728319407762009-12-19T12:32:00.003+11:002009-12-19T12:36:32.170+11:00WWIDWhat would I do - if I were a hairdresser?<div><br /></div><div>I was having a haircut the other and I started smiling a little bit as my thoughts turned. It was not due to the haircut I was getting, as it was not Yudai who cut my hair. I was thinking - if I were a hairdresser, not a terribly good one, I was imagining myself cutting my clients hair inch by inch. Whenever the hair did not look right, I cut it further. Whenever there was a kink that I did not know how to smooth, I chopped it. Whenever the texture was not desirable, Alfred Scissorshand came to play. Eventually all my clients left my saloon with either crew cut or they were bald.</div><div><br /></div><div>WWYD? </div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-51721501888396469272009-11-14T20:15:00.002+11:002009-11-14T20:33:06.651+11:00ObsessionWhen does it start and when does it fade? Is an obsession replaceable only by another?<div><br /></div><div>It is such a love-hate relationship with obsession (or addiction to that matter). You want to quit on one hand yet the other wants to keep on going. You know you are getting nothing of out it yet you secretly yearn for the impossible to happen. </div><div><br /></div><div>Oprah once defined giving up to be where there was no longer any hope to change. When will taking action towards achieving the goal become annoying and in turn reduce the rate of success? There is no answer to this question. One can only try and hope (what a useless word?). </div><div><br /></div><div>I didn't like MC's <i>Obsessed</i> until now.</div><div><br /></div><div>Dedicated to my lover269...</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-76196030865066490102009-09-29T19:47:00.003+10:002009-09-29T19:59:02.134+10:00I am in a very dark place todayAlmond set me off this morning. Felt good whilst punishing her this morning. I had hated that dog for a long long time. Though I was left feeling something was still quite wrong.<div><br /></div><div>Then I lost my temper again with Mom in the afternoon when teaching her Excel. I easily blew my temper. I just couldn't find an extra ounce of patience in me. I think Mom was very upset by my attitude she voice quivered. I dared not look at her and forced myself not to feel guilty. Mom must have been broken hearted that her son was so rude to her.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then at home I lashed out at my brother again. I hit him with a shirt when I was folding laundry. He cried. My heart broke very quickly yet there's a part of me that disallowed me to show my emotions. </div><div><br /></div><div>I am very unhappy. I don't know what else I will do or not do. Killing Almond is definitely one of the things top of my list. </div><div><br /></div><div>How do I fix myself? I need to make things work. I need to. </div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-20133806264987755862009-07-27T09:16:00.002+10:002009-07-27T09:19:54.701+10:00If you really need all matching-matchy...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/SmzkSetRQ5I/AAAAAAAADkM/5I42K5eHDs8/s1600-h/tifi-bvdtanktop.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/SmzkSetRQ5I/AAAAAAAADkM/5I42K5eHDs8/s400/tifi-bvdtanktop.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362912262423135122" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I do think that it's quite genius... Next time I'll just buy a Small for bottom and Large for top.</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-38782435712708135352009-06-27T14:12:00.003+10:002009-06-27T14:27:42.706+10:00ExorcismDon't understand why would demons possess weak human being if they want to show vengeance to god or to take over the world... And all they do with the possesed humans is scream, cry, yell in different languages and voices... What's the purpose? What do they want by doing that? Conquer the world? I dunno why don't they just possess Obama/Clinton/Osama/Hussien? Start apocalypse by possessing a bunch of wild angry oxes/tigers/lions/elephants will also do the job nicely.<div><br /></div><div>Demons are useless: they succumb when a priest yells "I command you in the name of god". Yea, a demon is supposed to be scared of that. I think that kind of yelling from Mom stopped working on me when I was older then 8 or 9. A demon, who's supposed to be more powerful than I am, is scared of that? Beats me. Not only they are useless, they are stupid - why not just kill the exorcist immediately whilst waiting to be spritzed with holy water?</div><div><br /></div><div>I believe a lot of unanswered phenomenas are the result of our brain and evolution. Some people's brains are better and some aren't. Some short-circuit more easily, some are smarter. Stop thinking we're so special - we're just apes with lots of Nairs used to wax off our hair.</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-83225131790724605582009-06-22T17:38:00.003+10:002009-06-22T17:52:05.315+10:00SubtitlesIt is discriminatory! Or plain stupid?<div><br /></div><div>Has anyone else watched a DVD, when choosing subtitles, and is taken aback when it says "<i><b>English (for the hearing impaired)</b></i>".</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh excuse me thank you very much. My ears are working just fine. Are they saying unless you have 100% perfect hearing you can't watch a movie with subtitles? Cue rolling eyes please.</div><div><br /></div><div>And, and, and, this insult is double-fold as it is only hurled at people who supposedly think they can converse in English. If you don't understand English and are French, you don't get insulted for your limited command of the English language or limited ear drums perhaps. Same goes for the German, the Japanese and the Arabian. </div><div><br /></div><div>If we use the logic of deduction, where the </div><div>First statement is <i>A person whose mother tongue isn't English needs subtitles</i>,</div><div>Second statement is <i>A person who needs subtitles have impaired hearing</i>, </div><div>Conclusion must be <i>A person whose mother tongue isn't English has impaired hearing</i>! </div><div><br /></div><div>Go figure. Now can I sue Dreamworks, Warners Brothers and all other production studios?</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-44540721502379634042009-06-12T01:08:00.003+10:002009-06-12T01:12:22.891+10:00A Melody I Start but CAN'T Complete<div style="text-align: left;">Coming second is really the worst and I can be a spokeperson for coming second. After watching all her performances, 符琼音 had no reason to be number 2.</div><div><br /></div><div>Beyonce sings: A Melody I Start and I Will Complete</div><div>符琼音 sings: A Melody I Start but Can't Complete<br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eY2UJjbfvgw&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eY2UJjbfvgw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">When will I find my own....</div><div></div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-58542698623025269652009-06-12T00:11:00.000+10:002009-06-12T00:12:45.141+10:00符琼音<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0WESnd3Tbeo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=zh_TW&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0WESnd3Tbeo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=zh_TW&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9WnErklzHks&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=zh_TW&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9WnErklzHks&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=zh_TW&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-53774521454354861672009-06-10T09:20:00.004+10:002009-06-10T09:29:16.075+10:00KLIAKL International Airport has been awarded "<a href="http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/worlds-best-airport-named-20090609-c1m5.html">Best Immigration Service</a>" in the World Airport Awards.<div><br /></div><div>It is no surprise because if one's incoming record can be made mysteriously disappear off the official record whilst one's remain is found in the country somewhere in the jungle, KLIA definitely provides the best immigration service. For those who wish to have a Switzerland (not in the banking sense) in South East Asia, those who wish their identities to be masked completely, please please visit Malaysia and use KLIA (not bloody LCCT). </div><div><br /></div><div>Or, if one has previously made a statutory declaration claiming serious allegation towards some government officials, and now one has allegedly fled the country, one's immigration details will not be found in KLIA's immigration database.</div><div><br /></div><div>It really is that good.</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-90291714796593006912009-06-04T08:42:00.001+10:002009-06-04T08:44:08.046+10:00Betty Bowers<div style="text-align: center;">Perhaps the new Desperate Housewive? LOL.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OFkeKKszXTw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OFkeKKszXTw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-66767429270409026332009-05-16T12:21:00.003+10:002009-05-16T12:32:00.656+10:00LeftRightLeftRightLeft<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/Sg4jQ1PnH6I/AAAAAAAADYU/CIH4GA104AA/s1600-h/coldplay+leftrightleftrightleft.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 250px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/Sg4jQ1PnH6I/AAAAAAAADYU/CIH4GA104AA/s400/coldplay+leftrightleftrightleft.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336241380558053282" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I hope my friends (you know who you are) are enjoying this album as much as I do that I am about to cry. If I could marry Chris Martin I would love Apple more than Gwyneth would. LOL. His flawless falsetto and low-key register just keep blowing me away.<br /><br />This is one thing that I just love about Coldplay - that they are not that commercial. Their singles often can be downloaded free and some proceeds donated to charity. This album is also downloadable FOC </span><a href="http://lrlrl.coldplay.com/leftright.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">here</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">.<br /><br />Songs that make me on the verge of crying: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Fix You</span>, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Viva La Vida</span> (possibly the greatest recording EVER) and <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Hardest Thing</span>. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The purpose of the free album was to show gratitude to fans. The band stated that "playing live is what we love" and that the album is "a thank you to our fans – the people who give us a reason to do it and make it happen."<br /><br />Would be so great listening to them live. One day.</span></span></div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-65732701979035845742009-05-15T08:54:00.000+10:002009-05-15T08:56:55.350+10:00Philosopically Desired<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/SgyhjLhlAkI/AAAAAAAADYM/Bd5N5A6eHMk/s1600-h/Melbourne+360%C2%B0+Fashion+Show+20091.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q4gs76sL_DQ/SgyhjLhlAkI/AAAAAAAADYM/Bd5N5A6eHMk/s400/Melbourne+360%C2%B0+Fashion+Show+20091.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335817284288315970" /></a>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-19366490440693358522009-05-14T15:28:00.002+10:002009-05-14T15:33:45.377+10:00Melbourne 360° Fashion Show 2009<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://picasaweb.google.com/s/c/bin/slideshow.swf" width="288" height="192" flashvars="host=picasaweb.google.com&hl=en_GB&feat=flashalbum&RGB=0x000000&feed=http%3A%2F%2Fpicasaweb.google.com%2Fdata%2Ffeed%2Fapi%2Fuser%2Falfchuah%2Falbumid%2F5335544459697654289%3Falt%3Drss%26kind%3Dphoto%26authkey%3DGv1sRgCIyu9pv2z-m25QE%26hl%3Den_GB" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><div><br /></div><div>My favourite label, possibly ever - Philosophy Men. I hate that I am not in Malaysia now =( I absolutely love their new collection. They should totally open a branch in Melbourne.<br /><br />My favourite piece: the white stork/swan shirt.<br /><br />When will I go back leh? For fashion? LOL.</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-87796924040480059042009-05-14T12:01:00.002+10:002009-05-14T12:13:58.549+10:00Sums Up Pretty Much What I Feel Myself<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; "><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 16px;">I am taking this from Lucas, who left a comment on <a href="http://blogs.abc.com/brothersandsisters/">Bloggers and Sisters</a>. <br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "><br />There was once a great show called B&S,</span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Who had characters and stories of interest,<br />Then S3 came along, <br />And even smoking a bong,<br />Didn't help make sense of this awful mess.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Our favourite, a lawyer named Kevin,<br />He loves Scotty, who's perfect without sin,<br />But Kevin left his job, <br />To work for Robert the knob,<br />And his spirit was thrown in the bin.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Kevin had a sis named Kitty,<br />Who hardly used to wallow in pity,<br />Then she married a senator,<br />Whose ambitions wore thin on her,<br />Now they're both annoying and shitty.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Kitty had a bro named Justin,<br />Adorable with a cute dorky grin,<br />He overcame his addiction,<br />But had another affliction,<br />Dating a girl who was once his own kin.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Sister Sarah is bright and jolly,<br />Back to Ojai she goes for more folly,<br />She deserves a soulmate,<br />But right now on her plate,<br />Is Ryan and a tart named Holly.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Tommy Walker was always the dull son,<br />Then he turned into Schmuck No. 1,<br />Committed a crime, <br />But didn't want to do time, <br />So now he basks in the Mexican sun.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">These kids' father was William Walker,<br />Who was an embezzling philanderer,<br />He was screwing Holly,<br />And suicidal Connie,<br />Thus spawned a creepy stalker.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">William was married to Nora,<br />She was just like everyone's mama,<br />But now she's become, <br />A mere parody of mom,<br />A real shame 'cos Sally deserves betta'.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">And finally there's gay old Saul,<br />A wise brother and uncle to all,<br />He was once dating Henry,<br />But they threw out this story,<br />For a plotline that means sweet f**k all.</span><br /><br />I tried to endure it but Season 3 of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Brothers & Sisters</span> was a big disappointment. There was only one memorable episode, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Just A Sliver</span>, where Kevin Walker sliced a piece of his liver for his niece, who's also his biological daughter. Other than that, the writers gave us contrived, unbelievable, illogical, discontinued and unjustified storylines for the rest of the season. Our beloved characters have been mauled and killed mercilessly. Perhaps I was watching a spin-off called <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Lost/B&S</span>.<br /><br />Many of the fans are mad because seasons 1 and 2 were just amazing and so loveable. Season 3 started to fail when the writers tried to maintain Rebecca on the show, by introducing a new pale teen vampire, Ryan. Since then, the show was buried way below six feet under. Tommy Walker and Robert MacCallister are also the two characters who are most disliked. Now we are rid of Tommy but can someone please also kill the Senator? I don't understand why Nora Walker, Kevin Walker, Sarah Walker, Saul Holden and Scotty Wandell had to be sacrificed to make way for unimportant supporting characters. What more, the most controversial and most hated character of all, Ryan Laferty, sucked the daylight out of the Walkers.<br /></span></span></p></span>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-40238271557586701222009-05-12T09:35:00.001+10:002009-05-12T09:37:42.162+10:00I just love her<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lJR-WzMjCGA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lJR-WzMjCGA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EdkEHIjsXQI&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EdkEHIjsXQI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-87359773797913314252009-05-09T11:29:00.002+10:002009-05-09T11:34:16.152+10:00Banana and EggYou ask what's the connection? Thanks to Siang Chin, I was totally struck in awe when she told me this idea!<div><br /></div><div>You know how we call Chinese who are westernised - banana - yellow on the outside, white on the inside.</div><div><br /></div><div>See where I am going with this? An egg person, is a caucasian/white/westerner, who is totallyor inclinde to be yellow, i.e. Chinese, on the inside!</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-83420738254604363682009-05-08T09:19:00.001+10:002009-05-08T09:21:23.680+10:00You Can't Help But Smile<div>Can we do it at Flinders St Station? Or Southern Cross (since it's bigger)?</div><div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EYAUazLI9k&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EYAUazLI9k&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7777809.post-33199502301931967202009-05-07T13:59:00.005+10:002009-05-15T11:52:18.252+10:00Some people are stupid, really...I think I learn a lot from the Oprah Winfrey Show. Calling her a second Mother is really not an overstatement.<div><br /></div><div>Apparently some Americans use paper plates for EACH AND EVERY MEAL they have. You wonder why the Chinese oppose that advanced countries like the US impose green energy restrictions on them. I remember when I was young, paper plates are only used when there's no water supply or when there was a party. They were, still are (in my family), considered <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">sacred</span> or treasured expensive items. </div><div><br /></div><div>It's obvious that using paper plates in such a way is wasteful, but it also shows a lack of education amongst people. We have come to an extent where material things come so easily that we don't appreciate things. I am no perfect too. But I think I have the right to condemn such wastage. I talked to my friend about this yesterday and he said we might have to think about the water used to clean plates. I did think about that but I think throwing away paper plates is more wasteful than washing plates. Just imagine how much energy has been used for a tree, the chopped down, processed and transported to stores; whereas a plate is made of clay then you reuse it infinitely many times. Water is also recycled more easily than growing a tree, I would imagine.</div><div><br /></div><div>Talking about water - the Victorian Government has been asking Victorians to use less than 155l liters of water daily. I had been wondering about that until I received my latest bill. There are 3 in my apartment and we use 209 liters a day, which means less than 70 liters per person per day! That's even less than half of what is prescribed. I don't really understand why people take a long shower though - you get wrinkly skin? I mean, you can't wash away sin by splashing 20 litres of water on yourself.</div><div><br /></div><div>I know the 70 liters consist of washing dishes, drinking water, washing laundry, shower and toilet. However it still daunts on me that I could easily splash 25 (roughly) bottles of 1-liter bottled water on myself daily. Why has the government never thought of such an advertisement to educate people from using water excessively. They could easily show the direct effect of "more wastage on shower, less water for drinking".</div><div><br /></div><div>That brings me to bottled water - what's with this bottled-water drinking culture? What has happened to the good old boiling-water-n-a-kettle practice? If I remember correctly the statistics, million tonnes of plastic from bottled water are brought to landfill yearly. Millions!! Personally I can accept buying bottled water if you must, when you are outside. However, it totally overwhelms me when people have to do that when they are at home! Look at so many fridges in so many families, especially, from what I have seen, in the US, every fridge has bottled water! Let's not forget it's so easy to throw away unfinished water - that's another wastage. From family, moving on, to corporations - paper cups...</div><div><br /></div><div>Some people are addicted to alcohol, some people are addicted to ice, some people are addicted to... papers.</div><div><br /></div><div>Some people may not be stupid - they are ignorant.</div>Alfredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01708262958512984142noreply@blogger.com0