Thursday, May 25, 2006
The Kazakhstan Thong
I guess most of my readers wouldn't know who this guy was. I knew him from the MTV Europe Awards 2005 as he was the host. I thought this man had the balls to pick on Magde following her performance with "That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away".
Oh his name was Borat Sagdiyev btw. More of him at the Award here if you care for a giggle or two.
Quoting from wikipedia:
Borat often discusses his family members with the people he interviews. Borat's sister is a prostitute (awarded "best sex in mouth" by the Almaty Chamber of Commerce, and rated the "number 2 and 3" prostitute in Kazakhstan) and the two of them like to pretend to be "husband and wife." He has a younger brother Vilo who has a son born with an unusually excessive amount of body hair who travels "in a tent"; and another brother who is mentally ill. Borat states that the latter has "small head, but very strong arm," and thus must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage.
His relationship with his mother seems to be unpleasant, and Borat has commented that "she wishes she was raped by another man." According to the Official Borat Homesite, he also has an 11-year-old son named Biram, who is the father of his two grandchildren. Borat has a pet pig Igor which he claims to love, although he and his family end up eating it (including its eyes).
CONFESSed by Alfred