Paul: I can’t go to the gym. It’s too hot.
Lawrence: But the gym is air-conditioned…
Paul: Yeah, but I still know how hot it is outside.
Taken from DNA #110.
I am a Paul. Even though I do go swimming when it’s 12C outside, I would come up with a lot of excuses if I had decided to go to the gym or for a run. It would go like this…
Alfred: I can’t go to the gym. It’s too cold.
Lawrence: But the gym is air-conditioned…
Alfred: Yeah, but it’s stuffy in the gym coz of the heating. And it is cold walking to the gym.
Honestly, I can’t run – I have never been able to run consistently.
Alfred: I can’t go for a run. It’s too hot.
Lawrence: But you can wear sunnies.
Alfred: Yeah, but… Yeah… But…. Yeah, but, yeah, but! I hate the dangling keys in my pocket.
I think it’d be motivating if I married someone who had more excuses that I would. I love showing off that I am better.
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