She said the following for not coming to Australia to do her Confessions Tour in 2006:
To my fans in Australia,
Please forgive me. I really did hope and expect to come to Australia during the Confessions Tour and asked my managers to try to include some shows there. I have fond memories from previous tours. Unfortunately, the logistics just didn't work out this time around. We looked into going from Japan to Australia and ending the show there but I have to get my kids back into school in England and they are, as you can understand, my most important priority. The important thing to remember is that I'm not retiring anytime soon and I am gonna get to Australia as soon as I can. You remain in my heart and Thank you for your continued love & support.
Again, she's not coming to Australia to do the Sticky and Sweet Tour in 2008.
I could give it to her for not coming to Australia in 2006 when she finished touring at the end of September. Supposedly her children really had to go back to so-called schools. However her S&S tour spans from August to December! So what, her children are doing online education this year?
She didn't even bother coming up with a reason for not visiting Australia this time. I have another child to steal from Ethiopia or Transylvania.
Just admit it bitch - we are too far away and couldn't afford to pay you for all the logistic costs. Very Kathy-Griffin-ly, she would say to our faces, SUCK IT BITCHES!