就是一个字 - 笨！

（一）馬來人不長進的反思
（二）一堂9250萬令吉的課

近来英国一所研究所发布最新大学排名，我国大学果然不负众望，名列后茅，排名每况愈下。这项消息来得正是时候，这跟马来西亚政府奢梦太空国互相辉映，好不讽刺。就先说一说这个太空梦，花了九千万打造一刹那光辉。九千万啊，可以建多少所华小、培训多少名医生护士……马来西亚连一所像样的太空研究所都没有，竟然有如夜郎般自大，要向世界宣布我们还有九千万块钱可以花。究竟这项海市蜃楼的壮举有些什么收益呢？我们是否要像外星人宣传马来西亚闻名银河系的马来糕？

拉伯就是不甘愿马哈迪的成就。当马哈迪在位时，我们建有吉隆坡塔、国油双子塔、雪邦第一方程式赛场。有什么可以高过世上数一数二的建筑物呢？又什么可以比天高呢？答案就是在外太空。拉伯还批评马来人不长进 - 他身为一国之首，想的做的都反映着他的无能及眷恋权势。当他国都在飞奔，为各国政、经、社及环境努力时，我国马来人还因为自己拥有拐杖而沾沾自喜。三年后马来西亚会把这一次后备太空旅客也送上太空，再花一次九千万、再花一次人民的血汗、再一次证明马来西亚政府的英明！三年后，恐怕我国大学连什么排名都挤不进去；三年后，如果那些马来钝剑还有用处的话，就用来砍香蕉树吧！

无心插柳

懵嚓嚓下，我就可能要飞回去。怎么办呢？心好乱哦。有人要我回去，我自己想留，但是梦到头来会不会是一场空呢？

留下来吗？肚子怎么填呢？

回去吗？梦呢？

就在梦与面包之间，脑子再也转不来了。

it's called "Mother"

Who would you think of when you fell sick? You know, in between rushing to the toilet with one hand covering one's mouth and another on one's twitching tummy or the hind door; or you know, burning at 39C...

I would think of my mother. Mother would always come to rescue when I was sick. I was always a sick kid. And Mommy would always be there, opposite to Dad who used to think that I should be not take too much western medicines. She would sat by me, changing the wet cloth on my forehead. She would sat by me, feeing me spoons of water or congee. She would stand by me, patting my back as I threw up. She would be awake several times at night, to check up upon me if I was OK and to get me to take the medicine.

I remember when I first living on my own and I was sick - I couldn't stop crying when I spoke to her over the phone. I thought about the things she had done for me, not just when I was sick. As I grow older and more apart from her (and Dad), and as I become more able, these things kind of fade away. But remembering them, it feels like they just happened yesterday. It's called heart prints.

One and a half month earlier!

Since the bday boy received this today, I might as well show it to the world. The design is basically stacking square of different sizes - thus making it complicated (and sophisticated, hopefully). I particularly like the lucky-star ornament and those beads & sequins circling the golden tower of happy birthday.

And Mom, you took a risk by sending it on normal post. You should know how thievious the Malaysian postmen are... =P

life path number

Your Life Path Number is 1

Your purpose in life is to lead others. You have great drive and determination. Nothing is going to stand in your way. You seek out challenges and the spotlight. You'll take all the work - and all the glory. Status and success are important to you. You demand the best from everyone and everything. In love, you tend to take a protective role. You enjoy being the provider in relationships. You expect others to be like you, and as a result, you are often disappointed. A little selfish and vain, you always put yourself first. Remember, everyone already knows you're great - you don't need to remind them!

What Is Your Life Path Number?

I hate to say it but I'm afraid it's quite true.

i'm OUTing you

Since I have had a fair share of weird dreams in the past few weeks, I decided to start to tag-blog them under Dreamcatcher. Unfortunately the protagonist of my dreams was so conveniently myself so I am not putting myself up for inspection this time. Not yet.

Ta-dah - so there goes my first victim, in my wholly imaginary world of alf-land, CL (I better keep her anonymous) was a lesbo!! I don't know why I would help her with overseas student health cover (my job)... When she was passing her passport to me, she said, "I don't think why am I telling you this but I have a girlfriend back home".

The rest of the dream fell through the dreamcatcher though.... But rest assured, just to set the record straight, CL isn't gay.

在空中巨無霸起飛後

倫敦政經學院的科學家曾預測，在10萬年內，貧富差距可能使人類演化為兩種次種，即英俊而聰明的高雅人和醜陋而愚笨的野蠻人。高雅人處于社會的頂層，由少數擁有特權、受過高等教育而且健康的富人進化而來。他們外貌又高又瘦、體形勻稱，聰明且富有創造力，可維持120歲的平均壽命。而野蠻人處社會的底層，由一無所有的窮人進化而來。他們不僅身材矮小肥胖、智力低下，壽命也大大縮短。

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i likey likey

You Are a Witch (or Warlock)

You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator. You somehow always end up getting what you want - without anyone knowing you're working behind the scenes. Crafty and cunning, you can work your way out of any jam. And it's easy for you to get people to do what you want, whether you're working for good or evil. Your greatest power: Mind control Your greatest weakness: Making people your puppets You play well with: Ghosts

What Kind of Monster Are You?

not too surprising...

Your Brain is Purple

Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic. You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense. Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself.

What Color Is Your Brain?

monkey boi

It really proves how free I am nowadays that I can blog 4 entries in a day. I also have less or none white hair for a couple of months now! Amazing what stress can do to one. I guess 白发魔女 wasn't really that implausible. Anyway, I love this new simple design - which I took from a puzzle piece. Got it anybody?