314 is the number of my parents' business premise in Tanah Merah. Take a 100 from 314 and the becomes the day I hate in February. The Valentine's day. A day which has been glorified by gifts manufacturers, Hallmark/Memory Lane, TV stations, etc so much so that all the singles and maybe-or-maybe-not available are made miserable and singleR, if that is possible.
Here's what I propose: I think we should have a day for all the singles and single the coupled out. What should we call it? Un-valentine's day = tacky; the SNA day = 2simple; can anyone think of something kool and creative and hit it right at those couples' faces?
I am sounding bitter and sour. Totally at my best sour-grapes attitude. Luckily I am not living in big cities where I'd be hiding at home. Going out would be a complete heart-thumper - seeing right-at-your-face intimacy and commercialised romance. =P
Here's something to do for the Valentine's day, a prank call to the exes where you tell them that you have tested HIV positive or any other fantastic STDs. Only call back the next day to clarify that actually April Fool has come earlier this year.
How about those extra $$$ that would have been spent on your other-half if you had him/her? How does sexy/slutty lingerie sound? It's time for some inventory check on those stuff. You never know when the rain is gonna fall do you? Also probably it's time to join the gym and build a toned and sexy physique for future use. For those who are well loaded but still single (though highly improbable), maybe one could book as many romantic restaurants as possible. If you can't enjoy it, might as well not let the couples enjoy it too. Hahaha
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
Thursday, January 19, 2006
旺旺年团圆饭
Some of my nieces and nephews... (and my bros and sis). Some of them have grown/changed so much and some haven't changed a bit since I last saw them! I am not a child person... They don't like me at all! But it's nice to see them. I look forward to be playing or taking care of my bros' and sis's children!
My cute Dad and Mum. They were pretending to be eating kim-chi. Thanks to the powerful Korean TV series 大长今。 My parents have turned into potato couches since dunno when. Now it's their turn to be guarding the TV set instead of me. It's their turn anyway. It's amazing to see how addicted the fans are to the series, in almost every Asian country. My family (all but me) is watching the series for the 2nd time!
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Back in Malaysia
Just an account of what I have done so far since Dec 22 2005... Haven't been blogging at all (complain later). Now waiting for Mum to come back from her line dancing class so that we can see photos together on the TV. Yup she just got back and headed for the shower. I'll aim for a quick posting now.
Hmm, dating back to Dec 22, it was a very good day for me. It was my first time on a business class. The seat was so spacious. The leg room was fantastic! And the service and food. It was splendid. I thought I couldn't fly economic anymore when I went down to the lower deck (yes I was on the upper deck of the plane - fucking exciting for me!) to visit Swee San (and yes she didn't fly business class due to her old ignorance). Haha.. Well it's really an unforgetable experience for me.
Pey Jung came from Penang to visit us in almost-flooded Kelantan on the next day. We didn't bring her around much as there's nothing much to see in Kelantan but paddy fields and perhaps mosques? And muddy flood water. She wanted to buy some broidery baju kebaya (pardon my spelling) but unfortunately they are not ready made. But I guess she enjoyed herself very much with the infamous keropok gote (as my sis and PJ affectionately put it).
While Pey Jung was here, we embraced a new member to our family. Enter Koko (or Cocoa, we haven't really decided on which yet). She's our new pet dog, a German Shephard. She's sooooo cute but she has itchy teeth. Swee San was slightly bitten by her today. Together with Hazel and Almond, our house is really crowded with pets now. Hahaha...poor Tiong Hoe, my brother has to take care of them. We do help but the dogs love him the most. Funny and realistic enough, Hazel doesn't even wanna come near me when I have no snacks in my hands.
For the new year, we went to Penang. Yea, I love Penang more with each visit. It's not as crowded compared to KL and not as ulu as Kelantan. Furthermore there are my favourite prawn mee and char kuey teow. Thanks for my aunty, Mr/Mrs Heow, Angelene and Aunty Peggy for bringing us around for the best cuisines in town. I also bought 3 pair of pants from Seed, my favourite brand of clothing. This line of clothing always fits me very very very well. I also snatched a tee shirt which was supposedly for my brother! Hahah
I think Mum is ready now, which means that I'll prolly stop here. Till then. Please take care everyone, and Happy 2006. Will try to post more soon.
Hmm, dating back to Dec 22, it was a very good day for me. It was my first time on a business class. The seat was so spacious. The leg room was fantastic! And the service and food. It was splendid. I thought I couldn't fly economic anymore when I went down to the lower deck (yes I was on the upper deck of the plane - fucking exciting for me!) to visit Swee San (and yes she didn't fly business class due to her old ignorance). Haha.. Well it's really an unforgetable experience for me.
Pey Jung came from Penang to visit us in almost-flooded Kelantan on the next day. We didn't bring her around much as there's nothing much to see in Kelantan but paddy fields and perhaps mosques? And muddy flood water. She wanted to buy some broidery baju kebaya (pardon my spelling) but unfortunately they are not ready made. But I guess she enjoyed herself very much with the infamous keropok gote (as my sis and PJ affectionately put it).
While Pey Jung was here, we embraced a new member to our family. Enter Koko (or Cocoa, we haven't really decided on which yet). She's our new pet dog, a German Shephard. She's sooooo cute but she has itchy teeth. Swee San was slightly bitten by her today. Together with Hazel and Almond, our house is really crowded with pets now. Hahaha...poor Tiong Hoe, my brother has to take care of them. We do help but the dogs love him the most. Funny and realistic enough, Hazel doesn't even wanna come near me when I have no snacks in my hands.
For the new year, we went to Penang. Yea, I love Penang more with each visit. It's not as crowded compared to KL and not as ulu as Kelantan. Furthermore there are my favourite prawn mee and char kuey teow. Thanks for my aunty, Mr/Mrs Heow, Angelene and Aunty Peggy for bringing us around for the best cuisines in town. I also bought 3 pair of pants from Seed, my favourite brand of clothing. This line of clothing always fits me very very very well. I also snatched a tee shirt which was supposedly for my brother! Hahah
I think Mum is ready now, which means that I'll prolly stop here. Till then. Please take care everyone, and Happy 2006. Will try to post more soon.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Why is Beckham smiling?
Because it has been recently revealed that Real Madrid and England football star David Beckham earns up to $82,730.21 (47,500 UK pounds) per day! R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S.
The money comes from his wages from Real Madrid and numerous sponsorship deals, when the sums are done the Beckham comes out with around $1,741,706.31 (1 million UK pounds) every three weeks. It really doesn't seem fair does it? The footballer's financial status has been revealed by the accountants for his company, Footworks Productions. David is the sole shareholder in the million pound firm, his wife Victoria is listed as secretary and her father Tony Adams is one of two directors.
The accountant's report quite rightly states: "We are very pleased with the result for the year." Beckham is reportedly seeking a new contract at Real Madrid worth around $69,674,450.33 (40 million UK pounds).
He currently endorses products for Adidas, Pepsi, Gillette, Vodafone, Police sunglasses and of course Brand Beckham.
via http://justjared.blogspot.com/
The money comes from his wages from Real Madrid and numerous sponsorship deals, when the sums are done the Beckham comes out with around $1,741,706.31 (1 million UK pounds) every three weeks. It really doesn't seem fair does it? The footballer's financial status has been revealed by the accountants for his company, Footworks Productions. David is the sole shareholder in the million pound firm, his wife Victoria is listed as secretary and her father Tony Adams is one of two directors.
The accountant's report quite rightly states: "We are very pleased with the result for the year." Beckham is reportedly seeking a new contract at Real Madrid worth around $69,674,450.33 (40 million UK pounds).
He currently endorses products for Adidas, Pepsi, Gillette, Vodafone, Police sunglasses and of course Brand Beckham.
via http://justjared.blogspot.com/
Monday, December 05, 2005
Friday, December 02, 2005
Thursday, December 01, 2005
PG-rated
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".
It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),
a passive verb (Aiden really doesn't give a fuck),
an adverb (Chris is fucking interested in John),
or as a noun (Jared is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off.
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),
a passive verb (Aiden really doesn't give a fuck),
an adverb (Chris is fucking interested in John),
or as a noun (Jared is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off.
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
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