What am I feeling?

The fine line between getting excited and getting sick for the exam.

The fine line being:

• how bad do I wanna go to toilet (excited - no; sick - yes)
• the temperature of my hand (excited - cold; sick - warm and cold)
• my enthusiasm for continued study until the last minute (excited - yes; sick - charmed, Friends, X-files, internet, chat, story books)
• willingness to waste time for Idol tonight (excited - yes; sick - yes/no; they've got my fav songs tonight)
• and not forgetting, puking (excited - yeah!; sick - nooooooooo)
• blogging (excited - half half, escaping to vent my blogging steam; sick - no)

2 risky and controlling papers on Mon and Wed...Actuaweeny们, fasten your pen to your brain and ink it out!

To Die for...

I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

Everytime I see the trailer, I stop breathing! SOOOOO excited! SOOOOO can't wait. How am I gonna live the remaining 21 days...

Luckily I bought the tickets to the 1st show already!! I am sure I'll cry when I see it.

Devil Detour

I am really taking a long-winded-misleading-confusing-twisted route reading the notes by the supposedly best lecturer in Actuarial Studies.

Best lecturer - I suppose there are different criteria of choosing the best whatever/whoever.

Probably it's my understanding is poor thus cannot catch up with his notes. I used to think so in FM2. Still thought so in AM2. But with RT2, it seems that my believe has been challenged. My understanding shouldn't be that poor should it?

His notes are so difficult to follow. When it comes to important and big formulae, it definitely doesn't look like one. Those important concepts are always found in the least expected area of the notes. And I seriously think he is too smart for me to follow.

Just wanna say that - it's supposed to be a lecture, not a course on studying your research papers.

Ah well, me finished complaining for the day. Wish every risk-theory-2 taker to be very risk averse and so everything you can to avoid being de-exempted.

國人喜在廁所做愛 14歲受性教育‧全球大馬最遲

2005年杜蕾絲（Durex）全球性調查的報告顯示，最普遍的性愛地點除了睡床外，廁所成了大馬人的另一個性愛熱點，佔數44%；其次是車廂，佔數38%。不過，最令人訝異的是24%年輕人竟選擇在父母的房間進行性行為。

如果以個別國家比較，中國、香港、新加坡、台灣及泰國人，都與大馬一樣最喜歡在廁所做愛，各佔15%、43%、46%、41%及53%。

此外，廁所做愛也是丹麥、芬蘭、冰島、瑞典及美國人的最愛，其中美國人愛在廁所做愛的程度，與在汽車內做愛不分上下。

SSL Healthcare公司於10週前針對全球41個國家超過31萬7000位年齡介於10歲以下至45歲以上的公眾進行網上性調查，而大馬則有5409人參與這項調查活動。

根據調查顯示，這些公眾喜歡在房間以外的地方進行性行為，以尋求新鮮及刺激，其中汽車及廁所是最受歡迎的性愛窩。

意大利喜在車內做愛
意大利最喜歡在車內做愛，每10人便有8人在汽車內進行；但普遍上，汽車做愛是45至55歲中年人的最愛，佔69%，而16至20歲的青少年只有34%。

調查也發現，青少年不喜歡在房間做愛，但他們很喜歡趁父母不在家時，溜進父母的房間性交。這項在父母房間做愛的比例高達36%，乃是第3大受落的性愛窩，比公園（31%）、海灘（28%）及花園（22%）還高。

其他的做愛場合中，員工在職場“另一類加班”佔了15%，乘搭飛機享受1萬8000尺“高空做愛”的人也有2%。至於其他的做愛場合是派對（27%）、小巷（14%）、夜店（12%）、學校（10%）、自拍做愛（12%）、公車（7%）及其他（22%）。

有趣的是，每10人中，便有一人承認在學校的書桌底下做愛，其中土耳其人最喜歡在學校進行這種“課外活動”，佔22%。

在自拍做愛中，美國和加拿大人以21%居首，而公園做愛是澳洲人的最愛（54%）。

冒著被炒風險上班族辦公室翻雲覆雨

根據調查報告，全世界的上班族偶爾喜歡在辦公室內做愛，而大馬則有15%的上班族冒著被老闆“炒魷魚”的風險，在辦公室裡翻雲覆雨。

此外，公園、攝影機鏡頭前、海灘、派對、俱樂部、學校、小巷、公共交通及飛機等，也成為少數人尋找新鮮和刺激的性愛地點。

今年，大馬人在每年做愛次數方面為全球倒數第6名，均每年做愛83次，比香港、印尼、印度、新加坡及日本高。在全球方面，希臘人遙遙領先，成為全球最愛做愛的國家，每年平均做愛138次。

至於拒絕做愛的理由，大馬有32.6%的人都會向另一伴說：“我很累。”。同時，有16.2%的人因當晚“性”致缺缺而拒絕另一伴的要求；9.3%的人因感到不舒服而拒絕；7.7%的人選擇禁慾。另外，21.4%的人則從未對另一伴的要求說過“不”字。

年紀越來越小19歲第一次性行為

2005年杜蕾絲（Durex）全球性調查的報告也指出，大馬人進行第一次性行為的年紀越來越小，從2001年的20歲到2004年的19.3歲，而今年則平均是19歲。

其他比大馬人更遲失去處子之身的國家是印尼（19.1歲）、越南（19.6歲）及印度（19.8歲），而冰島人則平均在15.6歲就初嘗禁果，為全球最早第一次性行為。

在大馬性工具排行榜中，名列三甲的是三級寫真集或影片（49%）、潤滑油（32%）、按摩油（24%）。最喜歡使用震動器的是台灣人（47%），其次是美國人和英國人（43%）。若與其他國家相比，泰國人最喜歡使用三級寫真集來刺激性欲（62%），而紐西蘭人就酷愛使用潤滑油（60%），至於保加利亞人就超愛使用趣味性的避孕套。

增加性慾台灣人愛用震動器

2005年杜蕾絲（Durex）全球性調查的報告指出，台灣人最喜歡用震動器來增加性慾，佔47%，其次是美國及英國人，各為43%。

調查說，全球最受歡迎的性慾增強器是春宮片（41%）、按摩油（31%）及潤滑劑（30%）。每5個成年人中，超過一人使用震動器（22%），而女性使用震動器比男性多，各為26%對19%。

泰國人最愛的性慾增強器是春宮片，佔62%，紐西蘭人最愛潤滑劑（60%），而保加利亞人最愛使用輔助安全套的器具。

土耳其最多婚外情

調查指出，全球44%成年人表示他們的性生活美滿，45%自稱是性開放的人，不過，還是有高達41%的男性宣稱他們需要更多的性愛，而女性只有29%。

每10個成年人中，有超過4人承認曾有“一夜情”的經驗，其中47%在不知道性伴侶的背景下，便與對方進行不安全的性行為。

22%的成年人承認，他們因婚外情而導致婚姻破裂，這以土耳其人最多（58%），丹麥人居次（46%）。

年齡越來越低16歲就嘗禁果

調查說，全球男女偷嘗禁果的年齡越來越低，從去年的17.7歲降至17.3歲，其中16至20歲年齡層的第一次平均是16.3歲。

在45歲以上的受訪者中，他們的第一次發生在17.6歲，而21至24歲的初夜平均是17.5歲。

此外，挪威人是最喜歡進行不安全的性行為，高達73%，其次是希臘（70%）及瑞典（66%）。最不敢“冒險”的人是印度（21%）、香港（24%）及西班牙（27%）。

12歲接受性教育國人認為最恰當

根據2005年杜蕾絲（Durex）全球性調查報告，大馬人跟往年一樣，再次成為最遲接受性教育的國家之一。根據統計，全球開始接受性教育的平均年齡為13.2歲，而大馬人卻遲至14.9歲。

根據調查，大馬人都一致認為性教育應在12.4歲左右就開始實施。在5409名參與這次性調查的大馬人中，有52%都認為政府應該在學校實行性教育。

報告顯示，39%的人大承認自己曾在不清楚對方的性愛背景的情況下就與對方發生性關係，並且在過程中未有採取任何的安全措施。尤其是年齡介於16至24歲的年輕人，其中61.2%沒有採取安全措施。

根據統計，84%的人希望公眾對愛滋病保持高度警惕及醒覺。但是，其中卻有11%的人竟然從未聽過9種最普遍的流行性病，如肝炎、梅毒、衣原體和淋病。

Dancing it out with a BANG!

OOOOHHHH!! Dancing with the stars has ended, with a bang and with the moon!! All great stuffs...

Unfortunately my favourite couple didn't win. Ada and Aric obviously had a stronger fan base. Chris and Trenton couldn't beat that after securing another round of perfect scores. However I am so proud of them and screamed my way through. They are fantastic. Double perfect scores!!!

Harry it forward!

With all the news of the latest instalment of the wizardly hot HP series - The Goblet of Fire, I am getting all excited and unrest.

Awwwww....Premiere of the movie in London a couple of days ago...Suddenly I wish that I was in London.

It's gonna kill me - worse than any unforgivable curse when all the reviews and block-office results come into the media in one and a half week's time. I'll regret not being anywhere else in the world but Australia.

Now when can I take the Apparition test?

The Types of Ass Wipes

The Wad Maker
This person could go through a roll of toilet paper in one visit. They grab the roll of paper and spin off a tree's worth of paper, wad it up into a tight ball and wipe one time. They then repeat. These people are known to have industrial plungers in their homes to clear the clogs they create. You will also find their house to be cluttered, but still clean.

The Folder
This anal retentive person will take the needed amount of paper and fold it into several strips which will each be used for wiping. Usually this is done in preparation of the wipe with each folded tissue laying in wait on the owners leg. This person's home is immaculate. Often you could eat off the floor it is so clean. The person is a control freak, and likes things done her/his way.

The Miser
This cheapo son of a bitch is someone to avoid al all costs. The Miser will split the two ply paper into a single ply and only use one square. The Miser will date you, but will only take you to McDonald's with a 2 for 1 coupon.

The Heart Breaker
This is actually every ex-boyfriend because really...aren't all ex's ass wipes?

The Blotter
Often teamed up with a bidet, this users blots dry or clean. They are very tender people, who understand the necessity of a light touch at times. Excellent with wound care.

The Scrubber
This person will either be a Folder or a Wad Maker. The technique they will use is to thoroughly wipe backwards and forwards insure that they truely are clean. These people have clean windows and waxed floors.

The Streaker - who's underwear says "missed a spot"

Emperor Condi

HUNG UP on MADGEsty

Madonna stole the show at the MTV Europe Music Awards today with the first live televised performance of her new single Hung Up, emerging from a giant glitter ball wearing purple leather boots and matching leotard.

Robbie Williams: "She's amazing. She's an absolute legend. I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that."

Been listening to "HUNG UP" myself - it's a great track. Full of energy. Went to Sanity yesterday to get the single but it wasn't out yet.... I'll hang you!!

I'd luv to have that tee!!!

Pictures courtesy of Pink is the new blog.com (Trent is the coolest from Detroit!)

Oh nO nO

Melbourne's transport system is slowly failing, a world expert says. The Government says the train system is near capacity and will soon be unable to cope with more passengers. Figures released last week show late running continues to worsen and public confidence is low.

MELBOURNE'S dysfunctional public transport system will grind to a halt without massive investment, becoming a liability for the city's much-vaunted liveability.

A major report, to be launched by Transport Minister Peter Batchelor on Monday, finds the city's transport system compares poorly with the other top 14 cities in the annual liveability rankings.

This year, Victoria's capital slipped to second place in the rankings, published by The Economist magazine, losing its most liveable crown to the Canadian city of Vancouver. Without drastic action, Melbourne's growing transport needs will cause the city to slip further, the study, Most Liveable and Best Connected?, says.

"Melbourne's public transport network as a whole struggles to offer a time-competitive alternative to car travel on almost any trip. Each public transport mode in Melbourne — trains, trams and buses — requires far-reaching innovations, in terms of operation and infrastructure, to offer premium standards of service such as those that help other cities perform better."