RPK says that the Chemistry Department of Malaysia is waiting for the DNA Act to be passed so that Anwar's speSEMEN can be harvested and planted on Saiful's underwear (I hope it's branded like Emporium Armani or CK, and not some RM10 for 3). Report here.
So someone should tell Anwar's wife, Azizah, to add "chastity belt" on the weekly grocery list. And then blend the key using the blender that can blend an iPhone. Better yet, Anwar is to be 阉割 and become the 21st century 太监！！